Aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner .         

   I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble....but shouldn't that be an even number?

   I find it ironic that the colour red, white and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.

   When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

   Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

   America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote.

   You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's common sense leaving your body

   My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

   I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

   Money talks ... but all mine ever says is  good-bye.

   You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

   If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

   I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.  Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

   The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

Now, dont you feel better knowing what an aphorism is?