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Possum3


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It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this Group,
I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....
Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for cucumbers.
Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with dwarfs, and pygmies is only a small perversion compared to the other matter...
And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...
Oh shoot ! Wrong group!
Please ignore all of the above.
Happy New Year hopefully 2022 will have a few more occasions and opportunities for laughter!


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Hahaha good one possum, and in the I Digress forum as well.biggrin biggrin



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Lol. Well done.

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ya nearly got me there

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Loved it .Nearly sucked me in also.biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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i sure am going to miss your jokes !!!!!

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dogbox wrote:

i sure am going to miss your jokes !!!!!

 Haha me too. biggrin



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I know that I should not nitpick this post, for not being in the joke section, but I will
Because

Ancient Pagan costumes, are serious stuff
They are so old and frail, that the only bits left, are the holes that the moths did not eat

Opps egg on my face again, it was not costumes, but customs

Good job I am still young enough to laugh at myself
Keep them jokes coming Possum, because laughter is the best medicine



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What group was that supposed to be Possum? Always looking for new friends............smilesmilesmile

Keep em coming.

Cheers Bobdown



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You started to sound like our type of guy there at the start. Got us all excited for nothing. Your so cruel. Happy new year to you.



-- Edited by Corndoggy on Monday 3rd of January 2022 05:17:28 PM

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Very funny keep the humour coming. I read them out to my wife and she loves them. I can't remember a joke for 2 minutes so these are great fun. We all need a good laugh at the moment. Thank you. Stewart

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Before you go Possum could you please put up a link to your rubber clothes supplier , ( asking for a friend ).

Landy biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

-- Edited by landy on Monday 3rd of January 2022 09:21:36 PM

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landy wrote:

Before you go Possum could you please put up a link to your rubber clothes supplier , 

Landy biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



 http://rubberotica.com.au/store/ biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Possum3 wrote:

landy wrote:

Before you go Possum could you please put up a link to your rubber clothes supplier , 

Landy biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



 http://rubberotica.com.au/store/ biggrinbiggrinbiggrin




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Keep on subjects peoples !! Ahaha

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Well let's " Bring out the Gimp"



-- Edited by Corndoggy on Tuesday 4th of January 2022 05:38:38 PM

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Aus-Kiwi wrote:

Keep on subjects peoples !! Ahaha




Its all right AK we're digressing in I digress.... biggrinbiggrinbiggrin


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