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Irish Petrol Station


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                                            THE IRISH FILLING STATION

                       A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales.
                                                                        

                                                 So, he put up a sign that read,,,,,,, 
                                                              Free Sex with Fill-Up.

                                                                          
                    Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
                              The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
                              If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
                         Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, You were close.
                                    The number was 7. Sorry... No sex this time.

                                  A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick,

                                                                      
                                             pulled in for another fill-up.
                                         Again he asked for his free sex. 

                              The proprietor again gave him the same story,
               and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time.
                                                  The proprietor said,
                         Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.
                            As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
                 I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.
                                                       Paddy replied,
                                 No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all.
                                                          
                                         My wife won twice last week. 



-- Edited by Craig1 on Saturday 20th of August 2022 02:06:33 PM

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