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When will they learn? Women in a submarine?


BBC - Royal Navy problem

Which idiot thought it was a good idea to put women in a submarine?

I had a good, male, friend who served on UK nuclear subs and he thought the concept was crazy, I agree.

Men want sex. Beginning and end - always has been, always will be.

Put men and women together in a toothpaste tube for six months and what do you think is going to happen?

I despair at the naivety....



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Is it so different to say an aircraft carrier or a destroyer. Yes I know they are surface vessels but the principle is the same.
Men and women working in a close environment.
Are you one of those who would have sex with another woman or man for that matter when the missus
was not nearby.
Come on guys we are in 2022, not 1922.
Maybe for some it's no different. Cavemen mentality.

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Just have a pink submarine & a blue submarine, easy.

 

But then these days they probably need a purple submarine, a green submarine & a yellow submarine!



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Just have a pink submarine & a blue submarine, easy.

 

But then these days they probably need a purple submarine, a green submarine & a yellow submarine!


 

 

 

 

I would have thought one for every letter of the alphabet.  They do need to cover all "contingencies"   biggrin



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Is it so different to say an aircraft carrier or a destroyer. Yes I know they are surface vessels but the principle is the same.
Men and women working in a close environment.


 Chalk and cheese; Aircraft carriers are mini cities with room for separate facilities whereas submarines have very close confined areas, basic shared toileting facilities, hot bunking (when I get out of bed, you get in). Particularly when deploying CDT's or Marines, with a full compliment on board.

Mike is absolutely correct - an idiotic idea. 

 

Love the analogy of "a toothpaste tube".



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Is it so different to say an aircraft carrier or a destroyer. Yes I know they are surface vessels but the principle is the same.
Men and women working in a close environment.


 Chalk and cheese; Aircraft carriers are mini cities with room for separate facilities whereas submarines have very close confined areas, basic shared toileting facilities, hot bunking (when I get out of bed, you get in). Particularly when deploying CDT's or Marines, with a full compliment on board.

Mike is absolutely correct - an idiotic idea. Go down to Holbrook NSW to get a perspective of a submarine - see HMAS Ottway in the Memorial.

 

Love the analogy of "a toothpaste tube".



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a yellow submarine!

www.youtube.com/watch

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From Yellow Submarine ending up with Pink Floyd Flowers

 

 



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It is all about equality.

Everything goes well until somebody loses an eye.

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Are you one of those who would have sex with another woman or man for that matter when the missus
was not nearby.


What a nasty, unnecessary and vicious little comment.



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Is it so different to say an aircraft carrier or a destroyer. Yes I know they are surface vessels but the principle is the same.
Men and women working in a close environment.
Are you one of those who would have sex with another woman or man for that matter when the missus
was not nearby.
Come on guys we are in 2022, not 1922.
Maybe for some it's no different. Cavemen mentality.


 Don't judge others on your morals.



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Look its a fact of life that females are now frontline combat soldiers sailors and aviators.

Mu corps the RAAC now has mixed crews in armoured vehicles, a tank in my time was a crew of 4, consider when on operations or training exercises a crew is in close proximity of each other. I'm sure there is sufficient training of how to cohabitation with members of the opposite sex.

If a female can do the job why should be any restrictions where she can serve.



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deverall11 wrote:

Are you one of those who would have sex with another woman or man for that matter when the missus
was not nearby.


What a nasty, unnecessary and vicious little comment.


It's not nasty at all. It's just reality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Madison_data_breach

 



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It's not nasty at all. It's just reality.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Madison_data_breach

 


 I fail to see the revelance of this, are we not talking about mixed crewing within the Australian military.



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The reality is that people are bad. That's why the military exists.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=australia+miltary+%22sex+scandal%22



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deverall11 wrote:

Is it so different to say an aircraft carrier or a destroyer. Yes I know they are surface vessels but the principle is the same.
Men and women working in a close environment.
Are you one of those who would have sex with another woman or man for that matter when the missus
was not nearby.
Come on guys we are in 2022, not 1922.
Maybe for some it's no different. Cavemen mentality.


 Don't judge others on your morals.


 Perhaps for some of those here who fall in the category of misogynistic, if the shoe was on the other foot you would all

be up in arms. It is a right of passage for a male to have sex with as many females as possible and brag about it

with 'mates' at the local watering hole. However if the same is performed by a female she is labelled as a 'slut' or a 'whore'.



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Mike Harding wrote:
deverall11 wrote:

Are you one of those who would have sex with another woman or man for that matter when the missus
was not nearby.


What a nasty, unnecessary and vicious little comment.


 In my working life I have met too many co-workers who could not help themselves when we travelled the

country side for work commitments. Anything was fair game, including a visit to the local brothel. The majority

had wives and children. Would it be as widely accepted if the roles were reversed. Reality buddy.



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So it appears that deverall 11 would not mind to have his daughters serve in the Royal Navy in a submarine.

Just a natural act apparently.

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So it appears that deverall 11 would not mind to have his daughters serve in the Royal Navy in a submarine.

Just a natural act apparently.


 Submarine or whatever, isn't it about time you lot considered females to have equal rights or do you think

they should be subversive. Granted some may not have the physical strength a male has but I bet they would

run rings around some of the misogynists intellectually. This can be a fear for some as all of a sudden they feel 

inadequate. Similar to small penis syndrome.



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Ivan 01 wrote:

So it appears that deverall 11 would not mind to have his daughters serve in the Royal Navy in a submarine.

Just a natural act apparently.


 Submarine or whatever, isn't it about time you lot considered females to have equal rights or do you think

they should be subversive. Granted some may not have the physical strength a male has but I bet they would

run rings around some of the misogynists intellectually. This can be a fear for some as all of a sudden they feel 

inadequate. Similar to small penis syndrome.


 Or big motorcycle syndrome.

If you have daughters I sincerely hope they are safe and they only do what they want to.

Yes, females have equal rights but that doesnt stop males from treating them with respect even though at times I do doubt some actions from some females.



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There has been women on submarines before, Major Anya Amasova. A classic quote 'Have you never seen a Major before' (or at least words to that effect).

 

 



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From my point of view, it's not a question of ability or physical strength. I just think it's inadvisable to introduce a distraction in a situation where young male hormones are rampant. It's just a biological reality, as crude as it may sound. Anything that takes the edge off in combat would be undesirable.

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dorian wrote:
It's not nasty at all. It's just reality.

 That depends upon whether one takes deverall11's comment personally or not... I do.



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From my point of view, it's not a question of ability or physical strength. I just think it's inadvisable to introduce a distraction in a situation where young male hormones are rampant. It's just a biological reality, as crude as it may sound. Anything that takes the edge off in combat would be undesirable.

I agree, anything that can create problems are certainly not needed on a submarine. The reference to the sub at Holbrook is hardly a comparable one to modern day boats. 3/4 times as big????.

I am all in favour of equality for women but there are some situations where, imho, it is just not practical.



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From my point of view, it's not a question of ability or physical strength. I just think it's inadvisable to introduce a distraction in a situation where young male hormones are rampant. It's just a biological reality, as crude as it may sound. Anything that takes the edge off in combat would be undesirable.


 Living in Manly, the number signage poles, tree trunks & street furniture, let along cars which keep jumping into my path seems to be happening in increasing numbers. My last eye test on some subjects was 40/40!

 

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I agree, anything that can create problems are certainly not needed on a submarine. The reference to the sub at Holbrook is hardly a comparable one to modern day boats. 3/4 times as big????.


 In the 1970s the Royal Australian Navy acquired six Oberon class submarines from the UK with a submerged displacement of 2,400 tonnes; the current Swedish designed Collins class are 3,400 tonnes and the future French designed Attack class are predicted to come in at just under 5,000 tonnes. 

 

Most navies prefer the mission flexibility that comes with designs in the 2,000 4,000 tonne category and the advanced electronics and large weapon loads that they can carry. 

 

The larger the submarine, the larger the sonar arrays that can be carried particularly as conformal designs become more prevalent. These add enormously to both the combat power and intelligence gathering capabilities of submarines;

 

Crew habitability is often overlooked, with greater weapon load, particularly with missiles now being added to the mix of what can be carried to sea.

(from Defence Review - Asia)



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With soooo much gender and sexual diversity who's to say keeping women out of submarines would 'still' the guys raging hormones and stop them being distracted anyway.
As a female I have to say if most men's farts smell as bad as my hubby's I would rather chew my arm off than be stuck under the sea with a bunch of guys even if they were all gay

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As a female I have to say if most men's farts smell as bad as my hubby's I would rather chew my arm off than be stuck under the sea with a bunch of guys even if they were all gay


 Even when submariners come back to port/base and had an hour in the shower - people move away on the bus/train ride home, the smells permeate the skin. They're not jokingly called "pig boats" by other sailors for no reason.



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I have been told this by people who sail Sydney to Hobart & other yacht races. The only time they notice the smell is after the crew has got off the boat then they go back on the boat, then they notice the stench & throw up.



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Dorian wrote;

From my point of view, it's not a question of ability or physical strength. I just think it's inadvisable to introduce a distraction in a situation where young male hormones are rampant. It's just a biological reality, as crude as it may sound. Anything that takes the edge off in combat would be undesirable.

I agree, anything that can create problems are certainly not needed on a submarine. The reference to the sub at Holbrook is hardly a comparable one to modern day boats. 3/4 times as big????.

I am all in favour of equality for women but there are some situations where, imho, it is just not practical.


 Certainly gives new meaning to the command "up periscope"



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