THE BAHAMAS (The Borowitz Report) -- People around the world have been flabbergasted to learn that a man who created a business based on imaginary money might be a fraud.
In interviews spanning the globe, respondents expressed shock and disbelief that a firm offering customers wealth by turning their actual money into pretend money could be anything but legitimate.
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