A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked.

"Excuse me Miss, What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and s******ing. snig ger ing.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand."..