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Diesel Fitter


At the Australian Embassy in Delhi, two men are lined up to apply to come to Australia under the skilled immigrant visa. The first man was interviewed and told the interviewer that he worked in the womens underwear fitting section of a department store. The official told him every red blooded Aussie man would do that job and it was not a skill that we needed. The next man sat down for interview and was asked what he did. Well sir he said nodding proudly, I am a diesel fitter. The official said that is just what we need a skilled diesel fitter. Continuing the interview he asked where the man worked. Well sir he said, nodding again, I am working with that last man. The interviewer, now confused, asked how that can be. The candidate said, well sir, still nodding, when the ladies come into the store he measures all around them and he yells to me in the stock room size 38B, and I come out with the right size and I say diesel fit her.



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Dreadful! smile



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