A man walks into a bar and in the corner is a man who's only one foot tall, playing piano
he asks the barman where he found him and he says there's a genie in the bathroom who will grant your wishes
the man races into the bathroom and says I want a million bucks
boof the genie grants his wish and when the smoke clears there's a million ducks on the floor
the man races out the bathroom and says I think your genie is hard of hearing,I said I wanted a million bucks not a million ducks
the bartender goes, I know do you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist
I reserve the right to arm bears :)