A nurse just started her shift at the hospital was making her rounds, going to the patients one-by-one to read the latest notes on their charts.
She came to one patient with an oxygen mask on. She said 'hello' and started reading his chart.
The patient replied with a question that didn't make sense to the nurse.
"I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that," she said.
"Could you please check if my testicles are black?" repeated the patient.
The nurse looked at the patient's chart again and noted that he'd undergone prostrate biopsy.
The nurse then proceeded to fold down the blanket and bed sheet, lift the hospital gown he was wearing (he wasn't wearing underpants), scoop up his balls with her left hand, leaned over and carefully examined them.
The patient sprung up in bed, ripped off his oxygen mask and then yelled, "WTF! I asked you to check if my test results are back!"
