Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor.
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and Patience for his moods, because, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. Amen
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. They are practicing to be men.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
