A very attractive female speech therapist was presented with three young Irishmen, all of whom stuttered.
She spent many long hours working with them both individually and as a group.
She tried everything in the book.
Finally, totally perplexed by their lack of progress she exclaimed, "Paddy, Mick and Sean, I am at my wits end and I am willing to make you this bargain. If any of you can say the name of the town where you were born without stuttering then I will make passionate love to you. OK?
She was greeted with three wide smiles and three heads nodding furiously.
"Paddy?
"Tip-tip-t-t-t-t-iperary.
"Sorry Paddy. Mick?
"Dub-dub-dub-dublin.
"Nice try Mick. Come on Sean, your go.
"London.
A look of astonishment came over her face.
She had made the bargain not expecting any of them to be able to say one word without stuttering, but a deal is a deal.
"OK Sean, off we go.
After their unexpected tryst the speech therapist said, "Sean, you were very quiet. In fact the last word you said to me was London. Do you have anything to say at all?
