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TOPIC: Why Italians Can't be Paramedics ...
aussie_paul
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09:29 PM Mar 28, 2024
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Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesnt seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He
tells the operator, "I think Sal is dead!
What should I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead.
There is a silence.
And then a gun shot is heard.
Vinny's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay... Now what?"
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peter67
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Cracked me up.
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I reserve the right to arm bears :)
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