QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S.

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?

A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .

Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When you're done, you will have a place to live .

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?

Where can it be found?

A: Yes . Matthew 14:92:

"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt . . .. "

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant .

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

A: Take off your glasses .

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless . It will usually pull them out . .

Q: Why should 60-plus-year-old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car .

Q: Is it common for 60-plus-year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..

Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon .

Q: Where should 60-plus-year-olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads .

Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense