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TOPIC: QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S..
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QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S.
Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When you're done, you will have a place to live .
Q:
Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true?
Where can it be found?
A: Yes . Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt . . .. "
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant .
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses .
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless . It will usually pull them out . .
Q: Why should 60-plus-year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car .
Q: Is it common for 60-plus-year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon .
Q: Where should 60-plus-year-olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads .
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus-year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense
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