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Book report


Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :.... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:.... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :...... Bill is a bull**** artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :....... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton??:... Let's not go there.

Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton :.... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:.... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: ...... Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.



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Jeez, have to give you 10out of 10 for that gem Rod. I nearly had to change my pants!



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Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.

Thomas Paine.

 

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