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A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM !
'Viagra' is now available in tea bags.
It doesn't enhance your sexual performance
but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Ha ha.


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Good one Paul.

And Viagra won't make you James Bond but, it will make you Roger Moore.

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Thanks.

There is hope for me yet.....

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I hate it when the biscuit is limp at morning tea!



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These days I take half a one to stop peeing on my shoes.

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Dick0 wrote:

I hate it when the biscuit is limp at morning tea!

 You'll have to stop dunking it....



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Stop dunking Trevor!! I could never do that, dunking is one of life's little pleasures except when you leave the biscuit too long and end up with a tea cup full of mush.

I have got better at it over the years!



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Magnarc wrote:

Stop dunking Trevor!! I could never do that, dunking is one of life's little pleasures except when you leave the biscuit too long and end up with a tea cup full of mush.

I have got better at it over the years!

 ROFPMSL

 



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