Little Sam asks his Dad for a bike for his Birthday. His Dad says "No Sam, the mortgage is 450,000 and your Mam's just lost her job." The next day Sam walked out with his suitcase packed. His Dad asked, "Where are you going son?"
Sam replied, "I walked past your bedroom last night and heard you tell Mam that you were pulling out, she said wait cause she was coming too and I'm not staying here with a 450,000 mortgage and no f*cking bike."