A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, Certainly, sir thatll be 1 cent. One penny?! the guy says in shock. Yep, says the bartender.
So the guy checks the menu and asks, Could I get a T-bone steak with fries, peas, and a salad? Of course, sir. Thatll be 4 cents. FOUR CENTS?! Wheres the owner of this place?
Bartender replies, Upstairs with my wife.
Guy says, Whats he doing with your wife? Bartender goes, Same thing Im doing to his business.
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