A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.

Come now, coaxed the doctor,

youve been seeing me for years. Theres nothing you cant tell me.

This ones kind of strange, the woman said.

Let me be the judge of that, the doctor replied.

Well, she said,

yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies.

I see, commented the doctor calmly.

That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were 5 more in the bowl, the woman continued.

That night, she went on, I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were 50!. This morning, there were 100 coins!

Youve got to tell me whats wrong with me! she implored.

Im scared out of my wits!

The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

There, there, its nothing to be scared about, he said.

(Ready for this?)

(Im warning you)

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(Still not too latedelete now!)

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Youre simply going through the change lol