Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Bette Davis

They say that the first things to go when you're old, are your legs and your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking.

Kurt Vonnegut

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart (He would know!)

Men chase golf balls when they are too old to chase anything else.

Groucho Marx