Scientists removed the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10."

Then they put it back, and removed the right half of his brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9."

Finally they removed his entire brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "Oh I can count to 10. Believe me. People are saying I can count to 10 better than anyone in the history of our country. There's never been anything like it. Nobody's ever seen numbers like this. If you ask me to count to 10, I will count to 10 the likes of which no one has ever seen before."