A man with a 25-inch willy went to the doctor and said, "I can't live like this anymore - it's just too long!" The doctor replied, "I can't help you... but there's a witch doctor down in the bayou who might." So off he went. The witch doctor told him, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog. Ask her to marry you. When she says no, you'll instantly lose five inches. "He found the frog and asked, "Will you marry me?" "NO," said the frog. Poof! Five inches gone.
Pleased with the results, he thought, 20 inches is still a bit much. So he asked again, "Will you marry me?" "NO." Poof! Down to 15 inches. He smiled. Almost perfect... but 10 inches would be ideal. He asked once more, "Will you marry me?" The frog snapped, "How many times do I have to tell you... NO! NO! NO!"
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