A CIA agent is sent over to Ireland to contact Murphy in a small village. He is told that the recognition password will be "Hello what a nice day it is today"
He arrives and goes into the local for a drink and asks the bartender where he can find Murphy. Well if it's Murphy the shoe mender he's just down. the road on the left. If it's Murphy the butcher he is across the road and my name is Murphy. The agent promptly says, "Hello what a nice day it is today" The bartender says, Oh tis Murphy the spy you want,he is just around the corner.
Ronald Reagan, one of his many jokes.
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