Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Happy ending....

anolphart · anolphart

I'm glad I never had an audience like this when I was learning

Gundog · Gundog

Found this on another post had to share Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? Enjoy & Good Luck. No Peeking now! 1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2. Alfred Hitch**** did not have a belly button. 3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 ye...

Craig1 · Craig1

Na, just jokin, of course it is a "mighty 79 "

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Four retired truck drivers are walking down a street in Cooktown. They turned a corner andsee a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and l...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Manly, actually more towards Queenscliff end of the beach lifting rescue boats out of the water. It is surprising just how heavy these boats are. I did speak to the crew & sent them photos of their hard work after showing them on the phone.

Gundog · Gundog

What an interesting turn of events in Pahrump, Nevada... Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

yobarr · yobarr

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Ivan 01 · Ivan 01

Craig1 · Craig1

Collingwood re drew boundary lines on their training groound to match The S C G. Only one problem. They mucked it on ONE POINT.

Gundog · Gundog

Linda and Marion were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," Linda said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" Marion asked. "It's the best way I know of to l...

Gundog · Gundog

- Last week I was helping my partially deaf nan move home, and I kept on finding wads of money pushed down the backs of chairs and stuffed into rolled up socks. When I asked her why shed done this she said that her financial adviser had told her that she should put her savings into socks and chairs - ...

Craig1 · Craig1

Ha ha Tried to post from phone and fail, no advanced editor option for me. so, A Notice to All Patrons for this weeks Grand Final. You will need to bring your wn packed lunch. It has been confirmed that ther will be NO PIES at the Grand Final this year. ( boom boom) -- Edited by Craig1 on Monday 19th of Sept...

yobarr · yobarr

Bobdown · Bobdown

> A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost, > he saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, > "Can you please help me; I don't know what hole I'm on." > She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6." > He thanked her and continued playing golf later, he got lost again...

Bobdown · Bobdown

THE HORTH WHITHPERER A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment." So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a fe...

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