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Dustin
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PEOPLE! Remember: a layer of dust protects the Wood beneath it. 'A house becomes a home when you can write 'I love you' on the furniture.' I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect 'in case someone came over.' Finally I realized one day that no-one came over; t...
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Craig1
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Glock Car Horn
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These punks blocked a car in order to car-jack it. The intended victim pressed the horn button, whichwas wired to sound like gunshots. Check out what the security cameras recorded. Where can I get "Glock Horns" installed in my car?
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Bobdown
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Magic
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Gone with the wave...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRJgTfjq/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Liberal Party calls crisis meeting after census
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https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/06/29/liberal-party-census-1-in-2-australians-female/
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dorian
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Murdoch divorce settlement
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https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/06/23/murdoch-divorce-settlement-jerry-to-get-australia/
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dorian
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A candidate is ...
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A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. - origin unknown A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan A difficulty for every solution - motto...
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dorian
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A FEW QUIPS
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How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work. "I have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank. I renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says The Titanic is syncing. How do you make...
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Gundog
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Noahs Ark
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Squeal like a....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSR1Psn6B/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Just for Yobarr Truth in Advertising?
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Craig1
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Pull the plug
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Clarky 1
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725
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Problem cured.
(Preview)
Then there was the atom scientist with an STD who went into hospital and came out with a new clear weapon.
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Magnarc
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NOT A Morning Person
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a great call on a oven list
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Be Very Specific
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Bloody trap.
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I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.
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oldbloke
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2 Ronnies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57qzGiKNVMQ
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Craig1
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Foul mouthed
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Funnies
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Bobdown
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Could end badly
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What was he thinking? https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdKmsVJC/?k=1
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Bobdown
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Just a few for Hump Day
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Craig1
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Only yolkin
(Preview)
A Judge addressed the court, at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favour. "I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and...
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