Just Joking

Mein · Mein

Two Irishmen were visiting London for the first time. While strolling in a shopping district, they happened upon a shop with a sign in the window reading, "jackets £4.00, trousers £2.00, shirts £1.00."The two men stopped and Paddy said to Murphy, "We should buy a heap of these to take back and sell in I...

67HR · 67HR

Charles offers aid to Ukraine

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...

86GTS · 86GTS

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

During the medical examination of a female patient the doctor says "your heart, lungs,pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets ladies into all kinds of trouble."The lady starts to take off her nickers but is stopped by the doctor,"No, no.....I meant for you to stick out y...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs, said the townspeople.First, we have a hospital but no doctor The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while, and then said, I have sorted t...

rgren2 · rgren2

Craig1 · Craig1

not bad

Craig1 · Craig1

we threee kings of

Craig1 · Craig1

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!.. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time...

Mein · Mein

It's not what you think but, what is it?

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

Not really a joke but something which has always amused me. Look at your fingernails, go on... really inspect them as thought you were your mum making sure you were clean after a bath. Only scroll down once you have done this.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When asked to do this men almost always turn the...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Don't think he likes heights.....screams like a girl too.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8yvxj3x/

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

Eye chart test:

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

The Brothel Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that...

Craig1 · Craig1

Police Officer Test How do you tell the difference between a Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer, and a Scottish Police Officer? The answer is found below. QUESTION:You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street la...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one...Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?**************************** Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every...

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	Another Irish joke (Preview) Two Irishmen were visiting London for the first time. While strolling in a shopping district, they happened upon a shop with a sign in the window reading, "jackets £4.00, trousers £2.00, shirts £1.00."The two men stopped and Paddy said to Murphy, "We should buy a heap of these to take back and sell in I...	Mein	13	1627	12:22 PM Feb 13, 2023 by yobarr
	The Kings offering... (Preview) Charles offers aid to Ukraine	67HR	1	921	02:10 PM Feb 11, 2023 by Craig1
	The Inn.. (Preview) A homeless guy is traveling down a country lane, tired and hungry he comes across a Pub called the "George and the Dragon."Although it's late and the Pub is closed he knocks on the door.The innkeeper's wife sticks her head out of a window."Could I have some food?" he asks.The woman glances at his shabby...	aussie_paul	1	1360	10:25 AM Feb 9, 2023 by peter67
	Never Left Home. (Preview)	86GTS	0	843	09:39 AM Feb 9, 2023 by 86GTS
	The medical exam (Preview) During the medical examination of a female patient the doctor says "your heart, lungs,pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets ladies into all kinds of trouble."The lady starts to take off her nickers but is stopped by the doctor,"No, no.....I meant for you to stick out y...	aussie_paul	1	1056	04:24 PM Feb 8, 2023 by Craig1
	A sign of the times.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	746	02:13 PM Feb 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Retirement.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	856	02:12 PM Feb 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A politician never lies. (Preview) A politician was visiting a remote little rural town in Australia and asked the locals what the government could do for them. "We have two big needs, said the townspeople.First, we have a hospital but no doctor The politician whipped out his iPhone, spoke for a while, and then said, I have sorted t...	aussie_paul	0	962	02:06 PM Feb 8, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Didn’t think this through. (Preview)	rgren2	1	1008	01:44 PM Feb 8, 2023 by Long Weekend
	Humour (Preview) not bad	Craig1	0	1029	10:51 AM Feb 8, 2023 by Craig1
	Kings- 3 of them (Preview) we threee kings of	Craig1	0	744	10:50 AM Feb 8, 2023 by Craig1
	Surgery- not joking much (Preview) Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!.. Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time...	Craig1	0	1017	03:57 PM Feb 7, 2023 by Craig1
	What is it? (Preview) It's not what you think but, what is it?	Mein	4	1273	12:12 AM Feb 7, 2023 by Mein
	Men and women - one of the, many, differences (Preview) Not really a joke but something which has always amused me. Look at your fingernails, go on... really inspect them as thought you were your mum making sure you were clean after a bath. Only scroll down once you have done this.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When asked to do this men almost always turn the...	Mike Harding	2	1068	01:05 PM Feb 6, 2023 by dorian
	Flying high (Preview) Don't think he likes heights.....screams like a girl too.. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZS8yvxj3x/	Bobdown	1	985	10:39 AM Feb 6, 2023 by peter67
	Mature Online Dating (Preview)	anolphart	1	920	02:01 PM Feb 4, 2023 by yobarr
	How to be cruel to old guys (Preview) Eye chart test:	anolphart	0	876	12:21 PM Feb 4, 2023 by anolphart
	The Brothel Parrot - reminder. (Preview) The Brothel Parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that...	Whenarewethere	0	766	08:28 AM Feb 4, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Police Officer Test (Preview) Police Officer Test How do you tell the difference between a Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer, and a Scottish Police Officer? *The answer is found below.* QUESTION:You're a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street la...	Craig1	3	1205	04:21 PM Feb 3, 2023 by Craig1
	Tech support (Preview) Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Customer: A white one...Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.Customer: Your left or my left?************************** Customer:** Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every...	Bobdown	5	1169	04:20 PM Feb 2, 2023 by Whenarewethere
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