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What..
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What do you call an old snowman? Scroll down** * * * * * * * * * A glass of water
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Recently..
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Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in my front yard, my neighbours stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog.During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday.Both of her p...
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I remember..
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I remember the bologna of my childhood,And the bread that we cut with a knife,When the children helped with the housework,And the men went to work not the wife.The cheese never needed a fridge,And the bread was so crusty and hot,The children were seldom unhappyAnd the wife was content with her lot.I r...
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I asked a friend..
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How to tell time..
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Eric..
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Down the aisle..
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When you..
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MURPHY'S Lesser Known Laws..
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.A day without sunshine is like, well, night.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented foo...
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A doctor and a lawyer..
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer: What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advic...
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Exhausted..
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The Spitfire Pilot..
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A World War II Spitfire pilot is speaking in a church and reminiscing about his war experiences. "In 1942, the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, one day, I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these Fokkers appeared!"There are a few...
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Front legs??
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Not funny..
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A huge...
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Thoughts from the shower….
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* If you attempt to rob a bank you wont have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?* If poison expires, is it more poisonous...
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Best man..
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PC..
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A man walks in to a bar..
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An old pensioner..
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An old pensioner walked up to a parking officer putting a ticket on the windscreen.You blokes are all the same: you never give a pensioner a break! Pack of bastards!Oh yeah? said the officer. Cop this, and wrote out another ticket with the first.Typical! said the pensioner, your mother probably work...
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