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Boss /worker..
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A terrible accident
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A married couple was in a terrible accident, and the husbands face was severely burned.The doctor told him they couldnt graft any skin from his own body because he was too skinny.His wife lovingly offered to donate some of her own skin.However, the only suitable area was from her buttocks - a rather de...
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A billionaire..
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A billionaire is driving his new Ferrari when it suddenlybreaks down in the middle of nowhere.He tries everything but can't fix it.A scruffy old man walks up, looks at the engine for 10 seconds,and taps a small part with a tiny hammer.The engine roars to life!The billionaire is amazed."That's incre...
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A billionaire..
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A billionaire is driving his new Ferrari when it suddenlybreaks down in the middle of nowhere.He tries everything but can't fix it.A scruffy old man walks up, looks at the engine for 10 seconds,and taps a small part with a tiny hammer.The engine roars to life!The billionaire is amazed."That's incre...
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Sunday school
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Southern Cruizer
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321
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Chicken Chow Mein
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Southern Cruizer
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Chinese detective
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Southern Cruizer
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Baby photo
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Memory
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A Scotsman was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits and a wrinkled face. "Who's he?" said the bloke. "That's the Memory Man." said the barten...
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boat..
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Duck tape vs WD40
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Dinner Party..
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A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realised that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucke...
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Pearly gates
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A woman died and arrived at the gates of heaven. As she sat waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and spotted a beautiful banquet table. Seated around it were her parents and all the other people she had loved during her lifetime, who had died before her. They saw her and began...
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Physical exam
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Rules..
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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where sh...
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Grandma..
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A frustrated wife..
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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less pantiesin an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.She puts them on, together with a short skirtand sits on the sofa opposite her husband.At strategic moments, she uncrosses her legs ...enough times till her husband says..."Are you wearing crotch less p...
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Jesus and the devil..
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Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!""EEEEEEENOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness. When the lights came back on, two comput...
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Lego imagination
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Whenarewethere
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266
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My bike
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Southern Cruizer
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