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Found it!
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Oh we never were told about the birds and the bee's?
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https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg
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Deaf Wife Problem....
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The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...
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sign...
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New South African Toilet door sign...
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Head and his dad
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Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...
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LITTLE JOHNNY WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN :)
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Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...
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Scottish Baby......
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A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Th...
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LITTLE JOHNNY HAS THE SOLUTION
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The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."
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The lone ranger and Tonto camping under the stars
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On a clear night the lone ranger and Tonto went to sleep under the stars in there swags. At 2 am Tonto said to the lone rager, arent those stars so bright and must be millions of them up there? Lone ranger replied, oh yer i was thinking the same thing, as it looks like i could tough a star as the so big and look so...
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The Irishman nomad in Australia.
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Paddy the Irishman was stopped at a rest area near the Sa and Nt border, he got up at 6 am, had a big strech a yawn then breeky and nature call , then a hour later he hit the road heading towards Alice spring. He wound up to 100 kmh in 30 secs then he realises he forgot his 4 wheel drive and van left in the rest area...
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"
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spare parts
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Little johnny in class says to teacher "Hey miss do birds have spare parts". "No of course not Johnny,"said the teacher "what made you think birds would have spare parts anyway. "Well " said Johnny,"it's just that l heard dad telling uncle Frank he was go...
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Beaten Up By A Woman In An Elevator.....
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Today I was beaten up in an elevator this morning by a woman... I was minding my own business when this lovely girl entered. As I was staring at her boobs, she said to me, "Would you please press 1..?" So I did...and the rest is history..... -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 11th of March 201...
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Another Joke.
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When I was 21, Dad finally told me where babies came from. He never explained to me how the stork new which house to go to. If you die before your time, how come you never get to go to your own funeral? This may be my last post regarding jokes/puns. My memory banks have been depleted and need to be repleni...
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can you say
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How do you say Robert and Richard root rabbits with out any Rs in it ?
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How old am I
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Moved it to I digress -- Edited by Hendo on Sunday 16th of March 2014 11:42:53 AM
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Faceless
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-- Edited by learmo on Saturday 15th of March 2014 09:41:31 PM
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Homesick
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I saw a car parked outside Woolies with a bumper sticker that said "I miss Alice Springs" So I smashed the window, let down the tyres, stole the radio, left a few empty VB cans on the back seat, with a note saying "Hope this helps" -- Edited by learmo on Saturday 15th of March 2014 09:...
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Good Barter
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The way we do it in Australia!!!!!!!! This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of VB beer cheap at the local supermarket. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the n...
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More little Johnny
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The teach told the class that she wanted them to use the word 'contagious' in a short story Looking around the class she spots little Johnny and thinks to herself, "here's my chance to show the little bugger up." "Johnny, give a me a short story with the word contagious in it"...
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