Just Joking

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusionthat their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarcha...

rtv47 · rtv47

mongrel · mongrel

Enjoy! the caption is: I'm off to get my eyes checked, you need a shave and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by mongrel on Sunday 9th of March 2014 08:00:00 AM

tcp99 · tcp99

Vic41 · Vic41

Paddy & mick -----------------------------oOo----------------------------- Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy rep...

rockylizard · rockylizard

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Try our Sundays; They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons--come hear one. Parking is for Church patrons only; Violators will be baptised.

rockylizard · rockylizard

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father,' was the man's reply...

Hendo · Hendo

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are...

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

Hendo · Hendo

A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. Hes making land mines that look like prayer mats. Its doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof. A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done...

Hendo · Hendo

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tel...

2foot6 · 2foot6

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ___________________________________________ A little boy went up to his father an...

Vic41 · Vic41

Ron received the following text from his neighbour:"I am so sorry Ron. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines a...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!'The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prizeis a free Lunch.' But the blonde keeps on screaming, I'...

Hurls · Hurls

This is an actual sign at a golf club in Scotland 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG. ALLOW OTHERS AHEAD OF YOU8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.9. QUI...

sarg · sarg

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.She was working as an as...

Vic41 · Vic41

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.. Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to li...

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	Last Kiss... (Preview) Back on July 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her do...	Gunsondeck	0	650	03:04 PM Mar 9, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Conclusions (Preview) After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists foundtraces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusionthat their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an Americanarcha...	Gunsondeck	0	451	02:45 PM Mar 9, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	politics !!!!!!!!! (Preview)	rtv47	0	554	10:13 AM Mar 9, 2014 by rtv47
	New specs (Preview) Enjoy! the caption is: I'm off to get my eyes checked, you need a shave and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by mongrel on Sunday 9th of March 2014 08:00:00 AM	mongrel	0	503	07:59 AM Mar 9, 2014 by mongrel
	The Marmoset Song (Preview)	tcp99	1	667	08:27 PM Mar 8, 2014 by Dougwe
	More Paddy Jokes... (Preview) Paddy & mick -----------------------------oOo----------------------------- Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" Paddy rep...	Vic41	0	591	06:05 PM Mar 8, 2014 by Vic41
	CHURCH BILLBOARDS........ (Preview) It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Try our Sundays; They are better than Baskin-Robbins. Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons--come hear one. Parking is for Church patrons only; Violators will be baptised.	rockylizard	0	523	09:37 AM Mar 8, 2014 by rockylizard
	Ya gotta luv the Irish... (Preview) Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' The man said, 'I do, Father.' The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.' Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?' 'Certainly, Father,' was the man's reply...	rockylizard	0	615	09:56 PM Mar 7, 2014 by rockylizard
	Balls (Preview) The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball. The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf. Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are...	Hendo	5	752	07:48 PM Mar 7, 2014 by Russue
	Nature does care... (Preview)	rockylizard	0	513	08:23 PM Mar 6, 2014 by rockylizard
	Sartorial Elegance? (Preview)	rockylizard	0	516	08:22 PM Mar 6, 2014 by rockylizard
	Just Two (Preview) A British Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. Hes making land mines that look like prayer mats. Its doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof. A ringer from a huge cattle station in outback Australia appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Have you ever done...	Hendo	0	517	12:46 PM Mar 6, 2014 by Hendo
	Army Life (Preview) Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland ) Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tel...	Hendo	2	823	03:12 PM Mar 5, 2014 by Kooroorinya Kelpie
	Some humor (Preview) Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ___________________________________________ A little boy went up to his father an...	2foot6	0	780	05:03 PM Mar 4, 2014 by 2foot6
	Infidelity.... (Preview) Ron received the following text from his neighbour:"I am so sorry Ron. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping into your wife, day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will...	Vic41	0	622	05:08 PM Mar 3, 2014 by Vic41
	JOKE ENJOY! (Preview) A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily. So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines a...	aussie_paul	0	530	02:02 PM Mar 3, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Motor home (Preview) A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's *a 'peel and win' sticker on her coffee cup.* So she *peels it off and starts screaming, 'I've won a motorhome!* I've won a motorhome!'The waitress says, 'That's impossible. The biggest prizeis a free Lunch.' *But the blonde keeps on screaming, I'...*	justcruisin01	1	917	11:56 PM Mar 2, 2014 by Girl Smurf
	Golf Club Sign (Preview) This is an actual sign at a golf club in Scotland 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG. ALLOW OTHERS AHEAD OF YOU8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.9. QUI...	Hurls	1	898	04:10 PM Mar 2, 2014 by Rob49
	MY FIRST TIME (Preview) I recall my first time with a condom. I was 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Delores) knew what they were for.She was working as an as...	sarg	0	640	08:06 AM Mar 2, 2014 by sarg
	Wise Chinese Doctor (Preview) Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it.. Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to li...	Vic41	2	986	12:11 AM Mar 2, 2014 by Vic41
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