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Every one was seated...
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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598
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50 Shades
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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624
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Responsible Driving
(Preview)
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Southern Cruizer
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0
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564
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Seine River quality.
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67HR
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2
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667
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job…
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...
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aussie_paul
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3
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848
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Poser
(Preview)
In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Goldfish.
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Magnarc
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2
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641
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Poser.
(Preview)
In Cricket you get a Duck. In golf you get a birdie and a Eagle. In soccer you get a foul. (w). What do you get in Bowls? Solution tomorrow.
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Magnarc
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5
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1020
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Lemon drops..
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aussie_paul
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2
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899
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One day, a gynecologist got bored with his job…
(Preview)
One day, a gynecologist got bored with his jobSo one day, I gynecologist got bored with his job. But he realized that he had spent many years training with his hands, and he decided he would switch to careers to something else that he could use his hands with. Not wanting the stress of being a medical prof...
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aussie_paul
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0
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665
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Pat n Mick.
(Preview)
Pat n Mick had just been laid off work. On their way home they had to walk past the Timber Mill. Pat said let's look in the window to see if they want anyone here.
Ah, would you look at that...
TREE FELLERS WANTED.
Oh what a pity there's only two of us !
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DUSTYRHODES
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0
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692
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Mistakes..
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aussie_paul
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0
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669
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Grammar..
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aussie_paul
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0
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620
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What's for dinner
(Preview)
The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave...
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Whenarewethere
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0
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633
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Spanners
(Preview)
You may not get the joke right away ...
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dorian
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18
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1511
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Twoguys..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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3
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1096
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wit & wisdom (2)
(Preview)
"Funny how when you dial a wrong number, it's never engaged." "Nothing disappears quicker than a new idea in a mind that's closed." "They reckon that in 5yrs time there will be twice as much traffic about so, if you have to cross the road, better to do it now." "If you want to get to ninety don't look for it o...
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Magnarc
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0
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927
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Paddy..
(Preview)
Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...
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aussie_paul
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1
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730
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Understanding Engineers..
(Preview)
Understanding Engineers #1Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the gr...
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aussie_paul
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1
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598
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Sometimes..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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651
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A little cat..
(Preview)
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aussie_paul
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0
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659
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