Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick "What if one explodes before...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Your test for today.........I'm about to go gold detecting/prospecting again....so calm will no doubt return.....Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

How long should one live??? Answer: Live long enough to be a real concern to your family......Hoo Roo

Yarra · Yarra

Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.'Thirty euros,' she whispers.Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes.They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is...

dishlicker · dishlicker

Woman are like phones They like to be held firmly Talked to softly And touched often But push the wrong button and your ars is disconnected. - - - Have you herd about the new zoo thats been built it has only one animal in it a Dog its a Shih tzu

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Gold Gollan.....lmao...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

...my implants should last foreverrrrr.....they may even outlast me......

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I can do that........NOT!!.........apparently she was warned no strenuous exercise should be undertaken, after the fourteenth month of pregnancy......lamo...Hoo Roo . -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 17th of October 2015 04:55:07 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Plenty of jokes this morning. Must have been a bad TV night!!!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 17th of October 2015 09:18:23 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Should have checked the tide times....

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: I have a question to ask you, but I dont want to offend you.She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanc...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Grandma's okay.......she was just sitting in her chair on the beach, last time I saw her

Young Simmo · Young Simmo

A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed.He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their...

Weevil · Weevil

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming alon...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Prince Charles and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day. He learned to brace himself as he approached h...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...

SLUG · SLUG

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...

gerard gue · gerard gue

After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...

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	Apologies to you Irish people.... (Preview) Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, oi've only got a small yard." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick "What if one explodes before...	aussie_paul	0	954	11:01 AM Oct 19, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Your test for today...... (Preview) Your test for today.........I'm about to go gold detecting/prospecting again....so calm will no doubt return.....Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	3	1039	04:42 AM Oct 19, 2015 by Goldfinger
	How long should one live??? (Preview) How long should one live??? Answer: Live long enough to be a real concern to your family......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	5	1329	08:41 PM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Murphy (Preview) Murphy was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.'Thirty euros,' she whispers.Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes.They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is...	Yarra	0	961	04:05 PM Oct 18, 2015 by Yarra
	phones (Preview) Woman are like phones They like to be held firmly Talked to softly And touched often But push the wrong button and your ars is disconnected. - - - Have you herd about the new zoo thats been built it has only one animal in it a Dog its a Shih tzu	dishlicker	1	1021	10:04 AM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	The face you make when you hear a gold signal on your detector... (Preview) Gold Gollan.....lmao...	Goldfinger	2	924	10:01 AM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	....and they may even outlast me...... (Preview) ...my implants should last foreverrrrr.....they may even outlast me......	Goldfinger	2	826	09:46 AM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	I can do that..........NOT!! (Preview) I can do that........NOT!!.........apparently she was warned no strenuous exercise should be undertaken, after the fourteenth month of pregnancy......lamo...Hoo Roo . -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 17th of October 2015 04:55:07 PM	Goldfinger	2	908	09:20 AM Oct 18, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Wow!!! (Preview) Plenty of jokes this morning. Must have been a bad TV night!!!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 17th of October 2015 09:18:23 PM	aussie_paul	1	978	04:44 PM Oct 17, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Should have checked the tide times...... (Preview) Should have checked the tide times....	Goldfinger	3	900	12:30 PM Oct 17, 2015 by Young Simmo
	A cabbie picks up a nun. (Preview) A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wont stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: I have a question to ask you, but I dont want to offend you.She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chanc...	aussie_paul	0	993	11:46 AM Oct 17, 2015 by aussie_paul
	Pleeease don't......pleeease don't....do what I think you're about to do.. (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	776	12:04 AM Oct 17, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Grandma's Okay..... (Preview) Grandma's okay.......she was just sitting in her chair on the beach, last time I saw her	Goldfinger	0	853	11:20 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Goldfinger
	Not sure (Preview) A market researcher called at a house and his knockwas answered by a young woman with three smallchildren running around her. He asked her if she mindedreplying to his questions and she agreed.He asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds.When she said no, he mentioned that among their...	Young Simmo	1	968	10:48 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Dodge
	RV Sales - Specials for Royals Travelling Oz... (Preview)	Weevil	0	813	08:14 PM Oct 16, 2015 by Weevil
	JOKES - ENJOY! (Preview) A man walks out to the street and stops a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman... he was a cabbie who did everything right all the time. Like my coming alon...	aussie_paul	0	931	06:52 PM Oct 16, 2015 by aussie_paul
	BRITISH HUMOUR! (Preview) *Prince Charles* and the Hooker You can't resist British humour!!*Prince Charles decided to take up walking every day. At the same street corner he passed a hooker standing there every day.* *He learned to brace himself as he approached h...*	justcruisin01	0	823	01:55 PM Oct 16, 2015 by justcruisin01
	Getting even with a taxi driver (Preview) A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab wa...	Woody n Sue	1	926	08:30 AM Oct 15, 2015 by iana
	SEX OF FISH (Preview) Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."Second guy: "That's nothing; I ha...	SLUG	0	855	06:34 PM Oct 14, 2015 by SLUG
	Chinese customs?? (Preview) After living in Shanghai for 50 years a Chinese man decides to move to Australia.He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa.A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region.He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees...	gerard gue	0	719	02:42 PM Oct 14, 2015 by gerard gue
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