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JUST JOKING !!!
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Here's a few jokes, received from others, "Don't blame me", if you think they're not to your taste !! "THEY'RE JOKES" for crying out loud !! Now, if any of these pictures offend you, USE THE ON/OFF SWITCH !! You will find it saves a lot of bad feeling and stupid remarks by those,...
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Reversing hint
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WHEN YOU FEEL STUPID READ THIS
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-- If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live fo...
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BANNED FROM PETS R US
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Subject: Banned from PetsRUs Pensioner's reply re PetsRUs Didn't like shopping there anyway. Yesterday I was at my local PetsRUs store buying a large bag of Pedigree dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I h...
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HOW TO STOP CHURCH GOSSIP
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HOW TO STOP CHURCH GOSSIP Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mist...
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Lady Friends
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Lady Friends 4 older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too lon...
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Reincarnation
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I was explaining to my **fe last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." Will be out of hospital next week
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British Engineering
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Only in America!!!Subject: BRITISH ENGINEERING FROM ROLLS-ROYCE STAFF MAGAZINE Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist!! (true story).. Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximu...
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THE MIDDLE WIFE
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Subject: Fw: : The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. ( not me I taught the bigger kids, that knew everything ) ...
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Football & the Blond
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Football & the Blond Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense! A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. "Oh, I really l...
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GPS
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I just bought a new GPS and was using it on the first day. I followed its directions and at one point the magic voice said "Bear Left". Sure enough, on my left was the Zoo. Wonderful things these GPS's.
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lol...
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Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies "Is that STILL a requirement...... ".................................
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VISA TO AUSTRALIA
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Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies " is that STILL a requirement......
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Zoo
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Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a ****zu.
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Describes Me...................??
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I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the whisky store. The...
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Herb's little problem........
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Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb fel...
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Morticians discovery...
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Finally, a good gun story.. :)
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A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough...
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Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile.....
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"That you Bubba?" Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... Bubba The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your...
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