Just Joking

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

One rainy spring night in Dublin, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in th...

Magnarc · Magnarc

In Cricket you get a Duck. In Golf you have a birdie and an Eagle. In football you have a foul(fowl). So I pose the question, what do you get in Bowls??? Scroll down. Goldfish. Daft ain't it?

Yarra · Yarra

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'His mind begins to race. He remembers...

Yarra · Yarra

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies knickers and thongs."The clerk looked up "Knicker Stitcher" on his computer and, finding it classified as un...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

r A MESSAGE FROM THE THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocati...

Moorey · Moorey

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse..NOW!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "yes there is, now git out there NOW and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, l...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Stop press......... A nude male dead body was found today in a Yorkshire park with a Weetbix stuck in his mouth. Police are looking for a cereal killer........... Daft aint it?

goldfinger · goldfinger

A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on a airplane. After a while the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded "Yes, that is still one of our Laws." The Priest then asked, "Sooooo...

goldfinger · goldfinger

<Singing>.....When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee....Thattt's a Moray. Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription.... Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wi...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

After my prostrate exam, the doctor left. < div> Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: 'Who Was That?' < div> -- Edited by Douglas Leigh on Thursday 4th of February 2016 01:35:53 PM

goldfinger · goldfinger

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is absolutely furious....here she is in the middle of her election campaign...now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "You bas***d! How c...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of...

goldfinger · goldfinger

I couldn't help but overhear two blokes in their mid twenties, while sitting at the local bar last night. One of the young Bucks says to his mate: Mannn you look real tired." His buddy says, Mannn am I exhausted...my girlfriend and I have sex all the time..she is sooooo demanding. She's after me...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Hey Jimbo went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant. Now Jimbo knows full well that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, and of course he was verrry interested, so he went in and asked the S...

goldfinger · goldfinger

After my thorough Prostate Examination, the Doctor left. Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man ever wants to hear: "Who was that?"....

Yarra · Yarra

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?""About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.""No," he said, "I mean what is the f...

goldfinger · goldfinger

Two Irish builders <Paddy and Shamus> are seated either side of a table in a rough pub in Belfast when a well dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the 'Suit'. Paddy: I reckon he's an Accountant. Shamus: No way- h...

Yarra · Yarra

While strolling round the harbour this morning about 7am., I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	CAB FAIR XXX (Preview) One rainy spring night in Dublin, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in th...	Douglas Leigh	0	808	03:46 PM Feb 6, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	Sports (Preview) In Cricket you get a Duck. In Golf you have a birdie and an Eagle. In football you have a foul(fowl). So I pose the question, what do you get in Bowls??? Scroll down. Goldfish. Daft ain't it?	Magnarc	1	981	11:28 AM Feb 6, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	You're the father of one of my kids... (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'His mind begins to race. He remembers...	Yarra	0	814	10:15 AM Feb 6, 2016 by Yarra
	Laid Off (Preview) Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies knickers and thongs."The clerk looked up "Knicker Stitcher" on his computer and, finding it classified as un...	Yarra	0	744	10:13 AM Feb 6, 2016 by Yarra
	A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN (Preview) r A MESSAGE FROM THE THE QUEEN To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocati...	Douglas Leigh	3	1418	07:36 AM Feb 6, 2016 by dorian
	The practice lives on. (Preview) Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he...	Moorey	1	804	10:17 PM Feb 5, 2016 by Baggie
	One of my old Pa's favourites to tell us.....much to my Nan's chagrin. (Preview) Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse..NOW!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "yes there is, now git out there NOW and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, l...	goldfinger	5	1132	01:47 PM Feb 5, 2016 by goldfinger
	Murder. (Preview) Stop press......... A nude male dead body was found today in a Yorkshire park with a Weetbix stuck in his mouth. Police are looking for a cereal killer........... Daft aint it?	Magnarc	3	1146	01:16 PM Feb 5, 2016 by Baggie
	The Priest and the Rabbi.... (Preview) A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on a airplane. After a while the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" The Rabbi responded "Yes, that is still one of our Laws." The Priest then asked, "Sooooo...	goldfinger	0	802	09:51 PM Feb 4, 2016 by goldfinger
	A few Zingers...... (Preview) <Singing>.....When you're down by the sea, and an eel bites your knee....Thattt's a Moray. Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy anti depressant tablets, you really need a proper prescription.... Simply showing me your Marriage Certificate and a photo of your wi...	goldfinger	0	845	09:40 PM Feb 4, 2016 by goldfinger
	THE EXAM (Preview) After my prostrate exam, the doctor left. < div> Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: 'Who Was That?' < div> -- Edited by Douglas Leigh on Thursday 4th of February 2016 01:35:53 PM	Douglas Leigh	1	867	09:10 PM Feb 4, 2016 by goldfinger
	Poor Old Bill..... (Preview) Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is absolutely furious....here she is in the middle of her election campaign...now this has happened to her! She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "You bas***d! How c...	goldfinger	3	1157	08:02 PM Feb 4, 2016 by Baz421
	WHY GOD MADE MUMS (Preview) Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers?1. She's the only one who knows where the Sellotape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of...	aussie_paul	2	1062	05:13 PM Feb 3, 2016 by aussie_paul
	I couldn't help but overhear two young blokes......... (Preview) I couldn't help but overhear two blokes in their mid twenties, while sitting at the local bar last night. One of the young Bucks says to his mate: Mannn you look real tired." His buddy says, Mannn am I exhausted...my girlfriend and I have sex all the time..she is sooooo demanding. She's after me...	goldfinger	0	955	12:22 PM Feb 3, 2016 by goldfinger
	A Job Interview for Hey Jimbo in Brisbane.... (Preview) Hey Jimbo went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant. Now Jimbo knows full well that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, and of course he was verrry interested, so he went in and asked the S...	goldfinger	0	927	12:12 PM Feb 3, 2016 by goldfinger
	..the three words no man ever wants to hear.... (Preview) After my thorough Prostate Examination, the Doctor left. Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man ever wants to hear: "Who was that?"....	goldfinger	2	951	10:26 AM Feb 3, 2016 by dorian
	Divorce (Preview) A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, "What are the grounds for your divorce?""About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.""No," he said, "I mean what is the f...	Yarra	0	991	09:28 AM Feb 3, 2016 by Yarra
	Do you have a goldfish?..... (Preview) Two Irish builders <Paddy and Shamus> are seated either side of a table in a rough pub in Belfast when a well dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the 'Suit'. Paddy: I reckon he's an Accountant. Shamus: No way- h...	goldfinger	1	1072	09:02 AM Feb 3, 2016 by Baggie
	My good deed (Preview) While strolling round the harbour this morning about 7am., I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn...	Yarra	4	982	09:38 PM Feb 2, 2016 by goldfinger
	Mechanical Problems (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	994	08:27 PM Feb 2, 2016 by kiwijims
«First < 1 … 471 472 473 474 475 … 709 > Last» \| Page of 709 sorted by