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rmoor · rmoor

Hey people. Melanoma has been in the news heavily recently. I had three spots zapped last week. Can finally shave near the left jawbone now after one of them has settled down a bit. Just a reminder for all to consider making a booking, as at our (respective) ages, it is a critical medical visit I think. Th...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

HOW TO HAVE SEX WHILE ON LOCKDOWN WITH THE KIDS IN THE HOUSE. The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. He began his commentary as his parents put t...

anolphart · anolphart

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid!"

Anthony Albaneses' Profile · Plain Truth

https://theshovel.com.au/2022/05/17/the-shovels-definitive-profile-of-anthony-albanese/

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

For Australia Day

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

& emptying dogs bags!

RickJ · RickJ

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

peter67 · peter67

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

anolphart · anolphart

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointmentfor a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of thecolon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the...

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.The game warden asked him how he did it.The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.After the explosion fi...

Bobdown · Bobdown

1. The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. 2. Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat possums who couldnt make a decision. 3. When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from childr...

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	Melanoma (Preview) Hey people. Melanoma has been in the news heavily recently. I had three spots zapped last week. Can finally shave near the left jawbone now after one of them has settled down a bit. Just a reminder for all to consider making a booking, as at our (respective) ages, it is a critical medical visit I think. Th...	rmoor	5	545	02:21 PM Jan 29, 2024 by rmoor
	Sex during lockdown (Preview) HOW TO HAVE SEX WHILE ON LOCKDOWN WITH THE KIDS IN THE HOUSE. The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. He began his commentary as his parents put t...	Whenarewethere	2	596	07:21 AM Jan 29, 2024 by Blues Man
	Topless chics in short skirts (Preview)	anolphart	0	334	12:11 AM Jan 29, 2024 by anolphart
	Elderly couple in church (Preview) Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Husband says "put new batteries in your hearing aid!"	Whenarewethere	1	488	12:13 PM Jan 28, 2024 by peter67
	Anthony Albaneses' Profile (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2022/05/17/the-shovels-definitive-profile-of-anthony-albanese/	Plain Truth	0	513	09:22 PM Jan 27, 2024 by Plain Truth
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	Colonoscopy Journal.. (Preview) I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointmentfor a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of thecolon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the...	aussie_paul	2	871	10:24 AM Jan 21, 2024 by 67HR
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	How to catch fish (Preview) No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.The game warden asked him how he did it.The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.After the explosion fi...	aussie_paul	4	1140	01:31 PM Jan 20, 2024 by peter67
	Rules for Seniors (Preview) 1. The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. 2. Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat possums who couldnt make a decision. 3. When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from childr...	Bobdown	1	589	09:12 PM Jan 19, 2024 by Sarco Harris
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