Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Positive AttitudeDoctor - "Sorry to tell you Mike but we're going to have to operate"Me - "Afterwards, will I be able to play the piano?"Doctor - "Yes, of course"Me - "That's good because I can't play it now."

Gundog · Gundog

The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter when she picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" she asked. "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with tota...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In Charge of SuppliesAn American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canad...

Bobdown · Bobdown

They told me that I had no skills and should become a truckdriver!! Where is the resident Road Train driver?

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost.I replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went i...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing inScotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they c...

Gundog · Gundog

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around town: The bra manufacturer has gone bust. The specialist in submersibles has gone under. The manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation. A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers. ...

dorian · dorian

https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/614ce6be3cf1757a292cdeeb6249959bFondly known as Kenny the Kennebec, the spud was built 40 years ago by the family of Tasmanian Premier J...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

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Aussie1 · Aussie1

A good kick in the nuts will sort out any Gender confusion !

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Positive Attitude.. (Preview) Positive AttitudeDoctor - "Sorry to tell you Mike but we're going to have to operate"Me - "Afterwards, will I be able to play the piano?"Doctor - "Yes, of course"Me - "That's good because I can't play it now."	aussie_paul	0	510	07:25 PM Oct 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Just a Joke Joyce (Preview) The Mommy Test I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter when she picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" she asked. "Because it's been laying outside and it is dirty and probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with tota...	Gundog	1	606	12:46 PM Oct 27, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Male or female (Preview)	Bobdown	5	879	11:48 AM Oct 27, 2023 by yobarr
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	2	707	07:45 PM Oct 26, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Avid golfer.. (Preview) A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon.He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.Just as he was about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as...	aussie_paul	3	670	05:14 PM Oct 26, 2023 by dorian
	If.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	521	11:45 AM Oct 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In Charge of Supplies.. (Preview) In Charge of SuppliesAn American, a Canadian and a Japanese were stranded in a deserted island in middle of nowhere. They understood that until rescues arrived, they will need to work together in order to stay alive on the island. So they decided to divide up the tasks.The American points to the Canad...	aussie_paul	0	446	11:42 AM Oct 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Use them for CP attendants (Preview) They told me that I had no skills and should become a truckdriver!! Where is the resident Road Train driver?	Bobdown	8	933	09:10 PM Oct 25, 2023 by yobarr
	While on a road trip.. (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...	aussie_paul	1	557	11:21 AM Oct 25, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	capitalism and welfare mentality.. (Preview) A guy looked at my Corvette the other day and said I wonder how many people could have been fed for the money that sports car cost.I replied I am not sure, it fed a lot of families in Bowling Green, Kentucky who built it, it fed the people who make the tires, it fed the people who made the components that went i...	aussie_paul	7	869	11:05 AM Oct 25, 2023 by peter67
	American Tourist.. (Preview) American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...	aussie_paul	4	784	10:16 AM Oct 25, 2023 by grahos
	Nappy testing (Preview)	anolphart	0	467	07:54 PM Oct 24, 2023 by anolphart
	While on a road trip.. (Preview) While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table,and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about f...	aussie_paul	0	427	07:47 PM Oct 24, 2023 by aussie_paul
	John, who lived in the north of England.. (Preview) John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing inScotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for several hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour, so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the woman who answered the door if they c...	aussie_paul	0	414	07:43 PM Oct 24, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Small business is having a hard time (Preview) It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around town: The bra manufacturer has gone bust. The specialist in submersibles has gone under. The manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation. A dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers. ...	Gundog	2	1247	05:15 PM Oct 24, 2023 by valeriajohn
	Tasmania's Big Potato topples in high wind (Preview) https://live-production.wcms.abc-cdn.net.au/614ce6be3cf1757a292cdeeb6249959bFondly known as Kenny the Kennebec, the spud was built 40 years ago by the family of Tasmanian Premier J...	dorian	2	523	02:19 PM Oct 24, 2023 by Bobdown
	Sorry.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	485	08:07 PM Oct 23, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	When the flooding gets out of hand.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	528	02:20 PM Oct 23, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Gender advice (Preview) A good kick in the nuts will sort out any Gender confusion !	Aussie1	2	528	09:42 AM Oct 23, 2023 by peter67
	Oh look.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	466	09:40 AM Oct 23, 2023 by peter67
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