|
Holy Smoke
(Preview)
|
Southern Cruizer
|
2
|
649
|
|
|
|
|
lol..
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
1
|
627
|
|
|
|
|
Risque'..
(Preview)
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.A waitress working a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table but the woman stared straight ahead.The waitres...
|
aussie_paul
|
1
|
592
|
|
|
|
|
Parking..
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
595
|
|
|
|
|
Look..
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
576
|
|
|
|
|
A wife complains..
(Preview)
A wife complains to her husband: "Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can't you do the same?" The husband: "Are you mad? I barely know that woman!" -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 13th of July 2024 03:36:2...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
345
|
|
|
|
|
Moses
(Preview)
|
Southern Cruizer
|
0
|
633
|
|
|
|
|
Grandpa's knee
(Preview)
|
Southern Cruizer
|
0
|
642
|
|
|
|
|
Crows
(Preview)
|
Southern Cruizer
|
9
|
1239
|
|
|
|
|
Burnt Pizza
(Preview)
What does a burnt pizza, pregnant woman and a frozen beer have in common ? . . . . . . . . . . A man who didn't take it out on time.
|
Gundog
|
0
|
619
|
|
|
|
|
Coffee..
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
641
|
|
|
|
|
Little Johny again.
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
452
|
|
|
|
|
Words..
(Preview)
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
481
|
|
|
|
|
A woman..
(Preview)
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez la...
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
594
|
|
|
|
|
Crock
(Preview)
|
Southern Cruizer
|
1
|
554
|
|
|
|
|
Passenger Ship..
(Preview)
From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that".
|
aussie_paul
|
0
|
716
|
|
|
|
|
FOUR old retired guys..
(Preview)
FOUR old retired guys are walking down a street in Cooktown.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents!They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me p...
|
aussie_paul
|
1
|
873
|
|
|
|
|
Socrates
(Preview)
Socrates's thoughts on gossip.Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip.In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?...
|
rgren2
|
0
|
535
|
|
|
|
|
Tomcat.
(Preview)
What is the definition of a ball race? An old tomcat with ten yards start on the Vet.
|
Magnarc
|
0
|
648
|
|
|
|
|
A nice, innocent Australian woman..
(Preview)
A nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman.After several years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his ent...
|
aussie_paul
|
3
|
795
|
|
|
