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A middle aged woman
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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist.Come now, coaxed the doctor,youve been seeing me for years. Theres nothing you cant tell me.This ones kind of strange, the woman said.Let me be the judge of that, the doctor replied.Well, she said,yesterday I went to the bathroo...
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THE HAIRCUT..
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THE HAIRCUT"Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'The florist was plea...
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Teacher
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What would Jesus do?
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Paddy applies for a job
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Paddy wants a job, but the foreman wont hire him until he passes a little maths test.Here is your first question, the foreman says. Without using numbers, represent the number nine.Without numbers? Paddy says. Thats easy. And he proceeds to draw three trees.Whats this? the boss asks.Have you no bra...
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Wrong answer ...
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The Confessional.
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A priest is showing the Rabbi around his church. Reaching the confessional the Rabbi asks him what is it for? "Rabbi this is the heart of our religion" Whilst he was talking the door on the other side closed. "Rabbi, you are in luck, stay quiet and listen" say's the priest as he enters the cubicle. "Fathe...
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Today's joke....
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A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, l have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" the priest...
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A man..
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A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, and again the camera flashed.Now he began to...
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A heart attack..
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Permalink Reply Quote A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to fin...
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Little Johnny
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Late again, Johnny, said Miss Crabtree, arms crossed as little Johnny slipped into class nearly three hours past the bell.It aint my fault, Miss Crabtree, Johnny said, eyes wide with innocence. Blame my daddy. Its cause he sleeps in the nude!Now Miss Crabtree had been teaching third grade for over t...
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A heart attack
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at...
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A woman and her toaster
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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work:The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming......"PINCH MY NIPPLES, P...
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Helmet guard
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2 blind guys
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Ball cleaner..
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Signs..
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Sniffer dogs..
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Tits..
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Tough ex Marine schoolteacher..
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A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as ahigh school teacher.Just before the school year started, he injured his back.He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper partof his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt andwasn't noticeable.On the first day of class, he f...
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