Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

An oldie but a good one. A C-130 Hercules was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barri...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...

rgren2 · rgren2

Craig1 · Craig1

https://theshovel.com.au/2023/08/11/kevin-rudd-portrait-replaced-with-julia-gillard-portrait/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Car door.Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down.For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water.The second man takes a sandwich.The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water beca...

yobarr · yobarr

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Craig1 · Craig1

THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION A class of men and women were given the following words to punctuate: A woman without her man is nothing The men gave the following response:A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women responded thus:A woman: Without her, man is nothing. (And Im man enough to s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...

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	Man retired.. (Preview) Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...	aussie_paul	0	438	01:06 PM Aug 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Man retired (Preview) Man retired and his wife said, that as the household income had fallen, he would have to stop drinking beerMan thought that it was a reasonable thing to do, and when they went shopping, he did not buy his carton of beerHe noticed his wife was buying make-up, so he asked if they could still afford it"But da...	aussie_paul	0	304	01:04 PM Aug 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	New definition for S.O.S. (Preview) An oldie but a good one. A C-130 Hercules was lumbering along when a ****y F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barri...	aussie_paul	0	427	01:01 PM Aug 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Playing with death.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	429	12:47 PM Aug 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A policeman (Preview) A policeman is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boy's efforts for some time the policeman walks up behind the little fello...	aussie_paul	0	408	12:46 PM Aug 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	The Lazy Worker (Preview) If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy...	aussie_paul	3	685	08:50 PM Aug 13, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Finding your lost luggage.. (Preview) Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...	aussie_paul	1	967	09:40 PM Aug 11, 2023 by BarneyBDB
	Modern Philosophers.. (Preview) Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...	aussie_paul	0	476	05:42 PM Aug 11, 2023 by aussie_paul
	DIY (Preview)	rgren2	1	704	03:13 PM Aug 11, 2023 by yobarr
	Rudd Portrait to be Replaced by Joolia's (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2023/08/11/kevin-rudd-portrait-replaced-with-julia-gillard-portrait/	Craig1	0	554	09:27 AM Aug 11, 2023 by Craig1
	Muzzles.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	599	05:48 PM Aug 10, 2023 by Craig1
	Few More Smiles? (Preview)	yobarr	0	561	03:04 PM Aug 10, 2023 by yobarr
	Trump.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	538	12:55 PM Aug 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A Guy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	500	12:48 PM Aug 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Expiry date.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	399	12:45 PM Aug 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Car door. (Preview) Car door.Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down.For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water.The second man takes a sandwich.The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water beca...	aussie_paul	0	509	12:43 PM Aug 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Smiles (Preview)	yobarr	1	659	07:54 AM Aug 10, 2023 by Possum3
	Only a worm (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	0	491	08:31 PM Aug 9, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	The Importance of Punctuation ( 1 2 ) (Preview) THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION A class of men and women were given the following words to punctuate: A woman without her man is nothing The men gave the following response:A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women responded thus:A woman: Without her, man is nothing. (And Im man enough to s...	Craig1	34	2296	05:46 PM Aug 8, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	A drunken man.. (Preview) A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...	aussie_paul	1	569	01:00 PM Aug 8, 2023 by Craig1
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