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Obituary writen of Common Sense
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An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...
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Six Beers
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Chilli
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WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...
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Gary and Kerry
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Court Jesters #2
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
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Cruising Granny
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Court Jester - Real Life
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These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS...
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Cruising Granny
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Daylight Saving
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The Wedding Ring
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A Funny Story
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A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...
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Galahs
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A low budget;
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Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...
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justcruisin01
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A jobs a job.
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Not enough funds for target stands.
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Health...
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...
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Jewish Divorce...
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A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...
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Firefly
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Irish Priest
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THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...
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Firefly
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Free Medicals
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Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.
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clazandaza
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Wheelie Bin
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Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...
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Silent
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Its better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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Blonderer
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Cat...
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Letting the cat out of the bag, is a whole lot easier than putting it back in !
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If at first...
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you!
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Blonderer
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NOTICE.
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If you have noticed this notice, you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
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Blonderer
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Ten Thoughts
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. T...
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