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Squirrels Find Religion
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As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine wi...
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Returning home..
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Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...
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Returning home..
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Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...
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Dinner..
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Man cave..
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Daylight saving clock adjustment
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The five basic elements of plating involve
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Creating a visual framework. Keeping the presentation simple. Balancing colours and textures. Ensuring proper portion sizes. Highlighting the key ingredients.
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Doggy style ....
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Memories ......
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair 'Want anyth...
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Ops ladies..
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a loved family member is dying and needs a brain transplant. The doctor informs the family that they are able to buy a new brain, It will cost $10,000.00 for a male. The family gasp, "I can get you one for half price, it is a female brain."
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New Parrot..
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Sorry to my trucker mates!!! A trucker's wife saw three parrots for sale,$170, $160, $10.She asked the store owner why the third parrot was so cheap.He told her is was marked down as it had lived in a whorehouse.The woman just laughed.She bought the $10 parrot and took it home.When the woman's two daug...
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Opinion..
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The mad Irishman....
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Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen.The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the 5 man firing squad raised their rifles, he suddenly shouted "Avalanche!" at the top of hi...
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Getting older..
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lol..
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Siobhan, Caoimhe, Hijkm
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A teacher is marking off the attendance roll when she comes across the name 'Hijkm'. She says "I'm sorry I am not sure how to pronounce this name." Then spells it out. A girl raises her hand and says... that's me and it's pronounced Noelle.
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SouthernCruizers prostate exam ....
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Easter miracle
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And just like that, it was an Easter Miracle
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Sprouts
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The lady next door
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