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A joke..
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red with Your friends A joke...It snowed last night.8:00 am - I made a snowman8:10 am - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.8:15 am - So, I made a snow woman.8:17 am - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women eve...
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A Morning Prayer
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So far today God, I have done alright.I havent gossiped. I havent lost my temper, and havent been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or over indulgent. And I havent told anyone to mind their own business and stay out of mine. I am really glad about that.But in a few minutes, God, Im going to get out of bed; and...
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Ultimate Birthday Present for the Wife..
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A few days before his wife's birthday:Husband: Dear. "What would you like for your present?"Wife: "I really don't think I should say."Husband: "How about a diamond ring?"Wife: "I don't care much for diamonds."Husband: "Well then, how about a mink coat?"Wife: "You know I do not like furs."Husband...
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Best Florist sign ...
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Golfer with real balls.....
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Golfer with real balls..... The man said to the dentist, Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic,I don't have time for the gums to get numb.I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!We have a 10:00 am tee...
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A recent study..
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Flatulence
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There is no truth to the rumour that the film Gone with the Wind was originally titled "Depart with the Fart"
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New Order
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of Australia Medal struck for Australian Politicians.
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Wise Monk
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A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...
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I hope it will give you a smile!
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,checked his weight, and being a little concerned,asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.'Breast-fed,' she replied.'Well, strip dow...
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End of 2025..
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As we progress into the end of 2025, I want to thank you for your educational Facebook posts over the past year. I am totally screwed... up now and have little chance of recovery..... I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water with...
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Dog with a haircut
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Gerraint Oakley, who posts to Threads under the username @gerrainto, racked up close to 40,000 likes when he posted a photo of his small, long-haired dog before and after getting a haircut. In a post shared on November 30, he wrote: "My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and g...
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Baby twins.
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https://youtu.be/J8bKblC1yPc
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There was..
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a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to the fact that it had been hours since his last meal, he flew down and began to eat. He ate and ate and ate .Finally, he decided he had eaten enough and tried to fly away. He had eaten too much though, and could not get off the...
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What..
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Don't complain..
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Bitches 'til the End!
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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order.. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting."Well, daughter, we women celebrate when th...
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Books..
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An American..
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An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesnt speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovel...
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The alphabet wife..
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What the heck does that mean?" He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, an...
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