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Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for". "But I only have 36 sheep" says the farmer. "I know" says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up"

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be The One, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Two old guys talking: "My 75th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV" "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wi...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Fina...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it" said the mother.

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...

RustyJeep · RustyJeep

Poor taste joke - removed -- Edited by RustyJeep on Thursday 27th of July 2023 07:15:28 AM

anolphart · anolphart

Chromosomes XX = FemaleXY = MaleYYY = Delilah

yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Removing double thread. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 25th of July 2023 12:31:25 PM

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.

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	Speaking sheepdog (Preview) After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for". "But I only have 36 sheep" says the farmer. "I know" says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up"	Whenarewethere	3	1103	12:55 AM Jul 29, 2023 by Are We Lost
	Not throwing Wifey's clothes out (Preview) Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be The One, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.	Whenarewethere	0	617	01:12 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	SUV (Preview) Two old guys talking: "My 75th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV" "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"	Whenarewethere	0	548	12:14 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Gardening - ripening tomatoes (Preview) A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wi...	Whenarewethere	0	612	12:13 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Elderly couple marriage (Preview) An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Fina...	Whenarewethere	0	554	12:09 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Newspaper announcement - births (Preview) A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it" said the mother.	Whenarewethere	0	550	12:07 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Weight loss program (Preview) A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative...	Whenarewethere	0	562	12:04 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Wedding fight (Preview) At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...	Whenarewethere	0	458	12:02 PM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Cheating husband (Preview) A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and...	Whenarewethere	0	587	11:58 AM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	King Arthur (Preview) King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...	Whenarewethere	0	653	11:34 AM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Engineers & accountants (Preview) Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...	Whenarewethere	2	672	10:51 AM Jul 28, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Poor taste joke - removed (Preview) Poor taste joke - removed -- Edited by RustyJeep on Thursday 27th of July 2023 07:15:28 AM	RustyJeep	8	2218	09:56 AM Jul 28, 2023 by anolphart
	Chromosomes (Preview) Chromosomes XX = FemaleXY = MaleYYY = Delilah	anolphart	5	932	09:27 AM Jul 28, 2023 by peter67
	PC Funnies (Preview)	yobarr	0	729	07:06 PM Jul 27, 2023 by yobarr
	Ooops.. (Preview) We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...	aussie_paul	5	1041	09:54 AM Jul 27, 2023 by Craig1
	Understanding Engineers.. Oops.. :( (Preview) Removing double thread. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 25th of July 2023 12:31:25 PM	aussie_paul	4	1675	03:40 PM Jul 26, 2023 by watsea
	Dear Santa.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	771	11:23 AM Jul 26, 2023 by peter67
	Understanding Engineers.. (Preview) A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...	aussie_paul	0	699	12:09 PM Jul 25, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Hi Sweetie.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	885	11:31 AM Jul 25, 2023 by peter67
	Finally a quality product at bunni---- (Preview) Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.	Whenarewethere	1	872	05:40 PM Jul 24, 2023 by Santa
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