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Carnation Milk
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Ivan 01
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy..
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Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?''Eight', the boy replied.The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'The boy replied, 'Not exactly, b...
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aussie_paul
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Jokes a few
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Warning. Explicit Polly comments contained in here.
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Craig1
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1007
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Only 1 Beer a day -said my Doctor
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So , I ordered One. I feel much better now.
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Craig1
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Heartbeat
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Especially if the whole park is watching
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Southern Cruizer
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1001
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Truisms
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AND ON THE 8TH DAY...And on the 8th day, God created Seniors. Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Th...
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What could go wrong?
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Bobdown
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David is going home
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A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States, Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy. His Proud Sponsors were:
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Bobdown
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Not easy being a bloke
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Bobdown
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Old age
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Bobdown
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Answer of the year
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SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR A teacher at a Sydney High School reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam. "Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, bu...
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Bobdown
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Not for Old Testament religious people with no sense of humour
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a U.S. radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an o...
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Mike Harding
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Boom! Boom!
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I arranged to dine out with friends last night. I arrived at the restaurant early; none of my friends had arrived yet. The restaurant manager said to me, "Would you mind waiting a bit?". I replied, "Sure, no problem." "Great!", he said. He then gave me a pad and pen and said, "Go and take table 9's orders...
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Mein
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Left It Too Late
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This actually reminds me of when we did a 3 week Trafalgar Coach tour around England, Scotland, Wales & Ireland. There was a couple on the coach that slept all the way.
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86GTS
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Multi tasking
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anolphart
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Mobile phones
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Mike Harding
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off the fence, now planked
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Craig1
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SHEET!
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86GTS
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Irish Petrol Station
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THE IRISH FILLING STATION A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. ...
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Craig1
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Toilet humour
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Remember when toilet graffiti was proflc. Here I sit broken-hearted paid a penny and only farted Some come here to $hit and stink others come here to sit and think Often there would be a quip in very small letters, that you had to lean forward to read it ' you are now $hitting at 45 degrees '
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Gundog
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