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Really important Stuff
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Ullo .Dunno if this should be in the Get together section however here goes ..I am coming up from Melb to the Elmore field day on Tues of next week 4th Oct .Will be around all day if anyone wants ter PM me .I just look at crap that is farmy etc cause I,m a big kid at heart . Cheers
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TIP FROM AN OLD MAN
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When you see a pretty woman please consider the following: No matter how beautiful she is. No matters how sexy she is. No matter how pert her breast are. No matter how big they are. No matter how seductive she is. . . . . . . Bugger! I've completely forgotten where I was going with this. This sh#t happens all...
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Is it plugged in ? Yep !!
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Solve this one
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Well the little woman want's a new lounge sweat. I want to take a holiday and travel a bit more What do you suggest HELP Maybe put in tech section -- Edited by dishlicker on Saturday 17th of September 2016 09:18:25 PM
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Copyright!
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When putting up a thread, or an answer to one, there are times when I would like to add a cartoon off the net. However they all seem to contain water marks. Question, is it OK to use these on this forum, without infringing the authors copyright?
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Peanuts!!!
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Huh?? I've seen it all now. Peanut flavored peanuts. What next! lol Cheers, John.
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The biter bit????
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardi...
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English lesson
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An important lesson in grammar. On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation...
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Cleaning up Australia.
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G'day! I started travelling this beautiful island home of ours at the age of 17. (1960) In a lot of cases, my job, as an interstate driver took me to all the places that are now part of the "bucket list" for many of the younger generation. The Birdsville, and Strezleki tracks, (when they were tracks) Gibb...
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Life Choices
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The origin of yodeling
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THE HISTORY OF YODELLING . Have you ever wondered where and how yodelling began? Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. ...
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A Bit Naughty
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When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:... ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please, please! Look, it will make my life substantially easier. Eve nodded, and said those thin...
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Old guys in convertibles.
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Turn Up The Sound and Listen To The Classic Song .. "Only You"http://www.youtube-nocookie.co m/embed/ItXKGyO6cRA?rel=0 Enjoy K.J.
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Daytime camping only
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Interesting USA sporting facts:
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USA Sporting Facts: 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. 4.The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. 5. The sport of choice for middle management is...
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Aviation humour
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Tower received a call from a crew asking,"What time is it please?"Tower responded,"Who is calling?"The crew replied,"What difference does it make?"Tower replied"It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlinesflight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is...
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Basic???
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BASIC FLYING RULES.'Try to stay in the middleof the air. Donot go near the edges of it.The edges of the air can berecognized by the appearanceof ground, buildings, sea, andtrees.It is much more difficult to flythere."and
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warning Phone scam
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I have just found I have accumulated on my Telstra account and amount of $270.00 from a company called "Openmarket Pty Ltd". This is supposed to be for a text message service I have subscibed to, yet I have received no such messages. They are supposed to have arrived between midnight and 12.20am. I reck...
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Anyone else see the similarities??
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The French
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the french Its 1942 and the train was quite crowded, when a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only one left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said t...
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