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Vegan...
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Strick..
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Goat cheese..
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A group of elderly Australians were travelling by tour bus through Holland.As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing."These are the older go...
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Divorce settlement..
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A husband and wife were getting divorced.After a long meeting the divorce court judge said,Mr Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully and Ive decided to give your wife $475 a week.The husband broke out in a grateful smile and said,That's very nice, your honour and every now and then I'll try to...
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Tows a caravan..
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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.Susie said, He was born in a manger.Bobby said, He threw the money changers out of the templ...
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Dear Tech Support..
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such...
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Dishwasher
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Southern Cruizer
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Dead Husband
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Relevant
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Inbread..
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A pet..
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This bloke walks into a petshop and asks the attendant for a pet that requires absolutely no looking after. After a few moments the attendant tells him that they have a talking Centipede that does'nt need any attention. The bloke looks at him and says,"You're joking surely?" "Nope, its a fair dinkum t...
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Nail biter.
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Two old ladies were discussing their husbands.One said, I do wish George would stop biting his nails. Its such a horrible habit.Her friend said, My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it.How did you do that?I hid his teeth.
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Ice Cream Truck ...
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Old Maid & a Burglar..
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Old Maid & a BurglarA story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept...
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For lunch..
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For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...
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American Tourist..
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American Tourist Taunts an AustralianAn Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.The American snapped his...
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Security camera..
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How to p**s off a horse.
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Remember the banana ad? This isn’t it.
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A person..
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