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Fresh off the presss
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> > > > > > > > An Asian woman goes in to her local NAB Branch and > begins exchanging her money. > > After the transaction is complete she asks the teller > 'Why it change, yesterday I get two hunat dollar for...
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I love a good Irish gag
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her Return, her Father cussed her. 'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff.....
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one for the ladies !
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said 'You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and as he sa...
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One for the Kiwi's amongst us - economic's
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SOCIALISMYou have 2 cows.You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk.. NAZISMYou have 2 cows.The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISMYou have 2 cows.The Sta...
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Bit of Fun
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http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb
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Gary and Kerry
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Poem by Pam Ayres
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Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits. 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning. It's Natu...
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Stages of Life
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold an egg. 5...
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Gary and Kerry
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Poms In the Outback ( Read at own Risk )
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Doghouse blues
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Not sure if anyone has seen this : http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/video.aspx
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The Human Race.
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A Little girl asked her dad,"how did the human race appear"? The daddy answered"God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so the human race appeared". Two days later the little girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered "many years ago there were...
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A Cow's Tail
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls...
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The Great Escape
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The little bugger has done it at last
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Black is Beautiful
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An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still ! Hey white doctor says the Blackman. What ya think is makin me run all over the place. It's to puckin hot for dat ****. The doctor says It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure. The doctor puts...
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watch out for seniors pt 2
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, move to Texas, Qld. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him o...
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lost virginity
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FATHER AND SON,SUNDAY MORNING CHAT SON. "HEY DAD GUESS WHAT,I HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT" FATHER. " WELL DONE MATE, SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT" SON. "I CANT DAD, ME BUMS TOO SORE
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Dog Food
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A woman go'es to the super market every week and buys 10 large cans of dog food.The grocer gets to know her as a regular customer and one day asks what kind of dog she has. 'oh no' she says ;I dont have a dog ,I feed it to my husband,he loves it'. The grocer was shocked at hearing this, and warne...
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The Pencil
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.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { font-size: 10pt; font-family:Verdana } The pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a pencil !...You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Margaret Mary was not the best student in Catholic School.. Having t...
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Fruit Art 2
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Can't stop now here's some more Sorry didn't download due to SNAFU, try again later Got it this time -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 22:13, 2008-11-20 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:54, 2008-11-21 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:56, 2008-11-21
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Fruit Art
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Is this the work of someone who has too much time on their hands.You have to admit they are good far to many to post all so a selection of their work -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 19:15, 2008-11-19
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FEDERAL BUDGET - MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC
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MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC The federal government will be sending a $1,400.00 rebate to many of us .. If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs; If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will...
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