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rgren2 · rgren2

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and...

anolphart · anolphart

yobarr · yobarr

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

dorian · dorian

anolphart · anolphart

Gundog · Gundog

Gundog · Gundog

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...

anolphart · anolphart

Bobdown · Bobdown

A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache. "Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you. He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. "Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. Th...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabb...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A deaf couple check into a hotel very late at night and, after moving into their assigned room, they fall straight into bed.In the middle of the night, the woman has a headache so she goes to the bathroom for aspirin. But after struggling to find any she remembers she left them in the car and, afraid to go o...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...

Gundog · Gundog

how to load a bull

Gundog · Gundog

Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...

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	Ole (Preview)	rgren2	0	840	09:41 AM Sep 5, 2023 by rgren2
	The pearly gates (Preview) After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and...	Whenarewethere	0	838	11:05 PM Sep 3, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Cheap flights (Preview)	anolphart	0	871	09:24 AM Sep 2, 2023 by anolphart
	Cooking Fails (Preview)	yobarr	0	971	08:50 PM Sep 1, 2023 by yobarr
	While in China.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	1	964	07:19 PM Sep 1, 2023 by yobarr
	Driving his bull to the rodeo (Preview)	dorian	3	854	12:59 PM Sep 1, 2023 by yobarr
	Wrecked tile (Preview)	anolphart	0	740	09:26 AM Sep 1, 2023 by anolphart
	intersteller Visitors (Preview)	Gundog	4	1107	07:46 AM Aug 31, 2023 by Possum3
	Prigozhin's Plane Crash (Preview)	Gundog	3	919	06:13 AM Aug 31, 2023 by dorian
	..Typical RV night life.. (Preview) Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...	aussie_paul	0	685	09:54 PM Aug 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Typical RV night life, (Preview) Typical RV night life, for us ugged and buggered, toothless and Grey Nomads:Hubby: Oh, come on.Wifey: Leave me alone!Hubby: It won't take long.Wifey: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.Hubby: But...but I can't sleep without it.Wifey: Why do you always have to think of things like this in the middl...	aussie_paul	0	486	06:26 PM Aug 30, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Bud Light Model (Preview)	anolphart	1	859	07:15 PM Aug 29, 2023 by Southern Cruizer
	Fart joke (Preview) A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache. "Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you. He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. "Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. Th...	Bobdown	2	948	09:50 AM Aug 29, 2023 by peter67
	At A Loss For Words (Preview) A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday, losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyses, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabb...	Bobdown	2	909	09:23 PM Aug 28, 2023 by Craig1
	Deaf Couple. 😉 (Preview) A deaf couple check into a hotel very late at night and, after moving into their assigned room, they fall straight into bed.In the middle of the night, the woman has a headache so she goes to the bathroom for aspirin. But after struggling to find any she remembers she left them in the car and, afraid to go o...	aussie_paul	0	796	02:20 PM Aug 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Jack & Jill.. (Preview) Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."...	aussie_paul	0	729	02:14 PM Aug 27, 2023 by aussie_paul
	A man walked into.. (Preview) A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...	aussie_paul	0	868	05:43 PM Aug 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Fiona.. (Preview) Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...	aussie_paul	0	773	05:14 PM Aug 26, 2023 by aussie_paul
	How to load a Bull (Preview) how to load a bull	Gundog	1	792	05:00 PM Aug 26, 2023 by Possum3
	A couple more (Preview) Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...	Gundog	0	751	11:18 AM Aug 26, 2023 by Gundog
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