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TRAGEDY ON THE BEACH..
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Good Samaritan killed as strap snaps while he was towing someone who had become bogged in soft sand. http://www.thegreynomads.com.au/snatch-strap/ Aussie Paul.
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Not far away!
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funny but a little scary too! - Hello! Gordon's pizza? - No sir it's Google's pizza.- So it's a wrong number? Sorry - No sir, Google bought it.- OK. Take my order please - Well sir, you want the usual?"- The usual? You know me?- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pi...
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Remembering Benny Hill and his Wishing Well.....
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It pays to stay with what you know.....the love of your life.....Benny Hill shows why in his own inimitable way!....lol.....Hoo Roo not long download..
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Goldfinger
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Clive was so sick
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!!http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/editorial-clive-palmers-cruise-a-slap-to-workers/news-story/d988c40d45bee1591a8b822ed136fa9e
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Looks like a bad year for W.A. Wildflowers
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Unseasonably long dry spell leaves WA crops under threat, farmers under pressure....... WA farmers are running out of time to save their crops from an unseasonably long dry spell, with this week's forecast rain expected to bypass some of the state's worst-affected areas. http://www.abc.net.au...
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Wrong Search
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Looking up Dr. Google for some shoes for my mum. She takes size EU 34 E (yep, tiny), Typed in "Size 34 shoes" but so many different widths to choose from I replaced "shoes" with E. Apparently "size 34 E" is a reasonable bra size. Got lots of pics or women modelling 34E bras. No shoes.
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A POEM
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A POEM TO WHICH I CAN RELATE. I remember the corned beef of my childhood, And the bread that we cut with a knife, When the children helped with the housework, And the men went to work, not the wife. The cheese never needed a fridge, And the bread was so crusty and hot, The children were seldom unhappy, A...
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Starts at 60..
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Get rid of this bloke for good.
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''Australian'' tennis player Nick Kyrgios has had another meltdown (how many is that now, we've lost count). Australian tennis would be far better off without the embarrassment of this unsporting idiot. Banning him for life would be the only logical decision. We're tired of his pathetic antics &a...
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And you thought Aussie drivers were bad !!!
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Dangerous driving becomes the norm in India, home of the world's most deadly roads........ "http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-17/dangerous-driving-becomes-the-norm-in-india/8624470"/> K.J.
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Centerlink - C&P from Webpage
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Tried calling Centrelink lately and got a busy signal? You're not alone. More than 44 million calls to the welfare department were greeted with a busy signal in just ten months, government officials admitted. In a Senate estimates hearing on Thursday night, staff from the Department of Human Serv...
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Macka...
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Happy birthday Macka Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Saturday 17th of June 2017 03:54:21 PM
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CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THOSE OF US BORN IN 1930's, 1940's !!!
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First, you survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, your baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints. You had no childpro...
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Say no more!
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Garfield on the oil crisis A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in: Bass...
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The perfect Crime, in 30 seconds......
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....little bit of levity in only 30 seconds.....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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The NRL State of Origin ..Maroons v Blues
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Just had to start this topic. Can we do it again and stick it up the Blues. Go the mighty Maroons. Boy!!! How I wish that J.T. was on the park for us. Will be a hard fought match but as long as each teams give 100% commitment, then we cannot complain re the result, albeit a Maroons Victory. Go Q U E E N S L A N D E R. jA...
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Life and its Curve Balls
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As you are aware I have been counting down to that day of retirement. Things were going along nicely, although the search for a caravan was proving somewhat difficult. so it was getting close to the 1000 day mark feeling good going forward when Wham............ Last Tuesday on day 1022......owner of...
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They walk among us...
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My daughter and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar coin back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to...
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Police Legacy
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A Job Well Done.
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I don't want this to become political or religious but I just can't understand how anyone could inflict the carnage and suffering as witnessed in the UK over the last three weeks. What an effort by the Metropolitan Police to remove the problem in eight minutes. I was talking to a friend of my old dads yes...
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