"I digress ..."

Magnarc · Magnarc

Tower received a call from a crew asking,"What time is it please?"Tower responded,"Who is calling?"The crew replied,"What difference does it make?"Tower replied"It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlinesflight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is...

Magnarc · Magnarc

BASIC FLYING RULES.'Try to stay in the middleof the air. Donot go near the edges of it.The edges of the air can berecognized by the appearanceof ground, buildings, sea, andtrees.It is much more difficult to flythere."and

woolman · woolman

I have just found I have accumulated on my Telstra account and amount of $270.00 from a company called "Openmarket Pty Ltd". This is supposed to be for a text message service I have subscibed to, yet I have received no such messages. They are supposed to have arrived between midnight and 12.20am. I reck...

jules47 · jules47

Magnarc · Magnarc

the french Its 1942 and the train was quite crowded, when a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only one left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said t...

NeilandRaine · NeilandRaine

Had to share this, bloody brilliant

villatranquilla · villatranquilla

On Sunday night we stayed in the free camp at GinGin QLD along with about 25 other campers, mostly grey nomads. By Monday morning the bins were overflowing with the birds (crows) then scattering the rubbish around. And still people were taking their rubbish to the bin and just leaving it on the ground...

jules47 · jules47

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Tony Bev · Tony Bev

A five minute documentary on the three residents still living in Wittenoom WANo disrespect intended, but is it my imagination, or are the residents showing signs of being a bit short of breath

Duh · Duh

Checking out different types of funerals, am thinking simple body pick up, cremation, no service of any kind, pick up ashes and that's it. Get together somewhere for a few drinks and scattering of ashes at favourite place etc. Has anyone done this or had friends etc do something similar? You can do w...

Moorey · Moorey

As we grow older, and hence wiser,we slowly realize that wearing a $300. or$30.00 watch - - - - - - -they both tell the same time... Whether we carry a $300 or $30.00 wallet/handbag - - - - - - -the amount of money inside is the same; Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine - - - - - - - - - - - -the hangover...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Woody

kiwijims · kiwijims

Woolworths posts loss of $1.2b; food, petrol sales slumpWoolworths has posted a full year loss of $1.23 billion a slump of 157.5 per cent from the year prior, hammered by its failed home improvement venture, a downturn in Big W sales, and as food and petrol sales also slumped.Woolworths has announce...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Julie Andrews Turning 79 - this is hysterical! To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie '...

cruisaderhilton · cruisaderhilton

I am feeling happy ,as i have designed and built a caravan cover for the van over the last couple of months .Today ,i had the power connected ,to keep the batteries charged . I have to reverse down the drive and do a 120degree turn in order to park it up but that is no problem as i have room for a wide turning ci...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Wan...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Hang on to your seats........................ http://safeshare.tv/w/zEUXHEJUxG K.J.

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

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	Aviation humour (Preview) Tower received a call from a crew asking,"What time is it please?"Tower responded,"Who is calling?"The crew replied,"What difference does it make?"Tower replied"It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlinesflight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is...	Magnarc	1	870	11:27 PM Sep 13, 2016 by macka17
	Basic??? (Preview) BASIC FLYING RULES.'Try to stay in the middleof the air. Donot go near the edges of it.The edges of the air can berecognized by the appearanceof ground, buildings, sea, andtrees.It is much more difficult to flythere."and	Magnarc	1	824	11:22 PM Sep 13, 2016 by macka17
	warning Phone scam (Preview) I have just found I have accumulated on my Telstra account and amount of $270.00 from a company called "Openmarket Pty Ltd". This is supposed to be for a text message service I have subscibed to, yet I have received no such messages. They are supposed to have arrived between midnight and 12.20am. I reck...	woolman	3	896	05:56 PM Sep 13, 2016 by CC Bear
	Anyone else see the similarities?? (Preview)	jules47	10	1118	08:38 PM Sep 12, 2016 by macka17
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	YMCA (Preview) Had to share this, bloody brilliant	NeilandRaine	3	1179	12:52 PM Sep 11, 2016 by jules47
	Rubbish in free camps (Preview) On Sunday night we stayed in the free camp at GinGin QLD along with about 25 other campers, mostly grey nomads. By Monday morning the bins were overflowing with the birds (crows) then scattering the rubbish around. And still people were taking their rubbish to the bin and just leaving it on the ground...	villatranquilla	17	1293	09:42 PM Sep 10, 2016 by Weevil
	The Council Crew (Preview)	jules47	3	986	09:18 PM Sep 8, 2016 by Tony Bev
	Some day... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	5	977	04:21 PM Sep 7, 2016 by Tony Bev
	Wittenoom Asbestos (Preview) A five minute documentary on the three residents still living in Wittenoom WANo disrespect intended, but is it my imagination, or are the residents showing signs of being a bit short of breath	Tony Bev	2	870	09:36 PM Sep 6, 2016 by Weevil
	Cheapest Way To Have A Funeral ???? ( 1 2 3 4 5 … 6 ) (Preview) Checking out different types of funerals, am thinking simple body pick up, cremation, no service of any kind, pick up ashes and that's it. Get together somewhere for a few drinks and scattering of ashes at favourite place etc. Has anyone done this or had friends etc do something similar? You can do w...	Duh	157	16536	09:31 PM Sep 6, 2016 by Weevil
	As We Grow Older (Preview) As we grow older, and hence wiser,we slowly realize that wearing a $300. or$30.00 watch - - - - - - -they both tell the same time... Whether we carry a $300 or $30.00 wallet/handbag - - - - - - -the amount of money inside is the same; Whether we drink a bottle of $300 or $10 wine - - - - - - - - - - - -the hangover...	Moorey	5	1356	10:22 AM Sep 6, 2016 by Wizardofoz
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	THE ELDERLY !!! (Preview) A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Wan...	Big Gorilla	5	902	07:33 AM Aug 28, 2016 by Big Gorilla
	Just another Sunday afternoon !! (Preview) Hang on to your seats........................ http://safeshare.tv/w/zEUXHEJUxG K.J.	kiwijims	5	784	04:10 PM Aug 27, 2016 by Mike196
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	I remember that movie ... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	1	638	11:42 AM Aug 24, 2016 by Vince
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